30 Things to do on an Elevator

(Gathered from various intelligences on the internet)

1.      Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

2.      Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3.      Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

4.      Sell Girl Scout cookies.

5.      Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

6.      Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

7.      When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

8.      Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

9.       On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

10.  Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

11.  Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

12.  Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.

13.  Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

14.  Start a sing-along.

15.  Say "Ding!" at each floor.

16.  Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

17.  Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

18.  If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"

19.  Challenge your neighbor to a "Tic-Tac-Toe" tournament.

20.  Wrinkle your nose and smell the air repeatedly. Sniff at your neighbor suspiciously, give a disgusted frown, and take a step away.

21.  When you get off the elevator, whisper to the others who stayed on, "I'd get off the elevator NOW if I were you."

22.  Sit with a desk, pencil cup and a telephone in the elevator. When someone walks in, ask if they have an appointment.

23.  Drop a pen, wait for someone to pick it up and then yell, "That's mine!"

24.  Put a cardboard box in the corner; when someone gets on ask them if they can hear ticking.

25.  When the doors close, announce, "Don't worry, they'll open again soon."

26.  Bounce a superball around the elevator.

27.  Stand in the corner, reading a telephone book, laughing uproariously.

28.  Bring a camera and take a picture of everyone in the elevator.

29.  When the doors close, use duct tape and work furiously to tape the doors together. Ask for help.

30.  Push the call button, when the voice answers ask, "God?"

31.  When people get on, ask for their tickets and check that they meet the "height requirements."